exok-m:

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To Fanservice is my cause

I will travel across exoplanet
Searching far and wide
Each EXO boys to understand
The homo that’s inside

EXO boys, its you and me
To hoar is my destiny
Exo boys, oh, you’re my boyfriends
In a world we must be ghei
Exo boys, a heart full of grease
Our skinship will pull us through

You touch me and I’ll touch you
Exo boys, gotta catch ‘em all

-Fanservice Master LuHan theme song